Win a LOCKE LIVES T-Shirt:
The January Contest (Part 2)
*CLOSED*
NOW CLOSED.
I'll admit it: I'm sick of running contests. And I'm sure many of you out there are sick of reading about them. So this will be the last one until the end of February, OK? I'm just trying to ensure that any overseas winners receive their goods before the premiere, and that's why I'm back with one more chance to win a LOCKE LIVES t-shirt now that the Twitter contest has wrapped up.
(As I said in my last post: While I personally believe that we'll see Real Locke alive and well again before the series ends, I chose the saying for this t-shirt more as a play off of my blog's title, and as an homage to the Frodo Lives! slogan from back in the day -- if you don't know what that's about, you should really click the link, it's pretty hilarious.)
Let's get to it. If you watched the Golden Globes Sunday night, then you were probably as bummed as I was that Michael Emerson (Ben) did not nab the Best Supporting Actor statuette. At least LOST composer Michael Giacchino was recognized for his most excellent work in Up, though, right? (Trying to look on the bright side.)
The Globes inspired me to hold a little awards ceremony of my own for this next contest. If you want the chance to don a LOCKE LIVES shirt, then make up an award category and tell me which character would be announced as the big winner. For example: "Loudest: Michael," or "Best Accent: Desmond," or "Most Secrets: Ben." Entries can be funny or serious -- I'll still be picking the winners at random, so all that matters is that you give it a shot. You must also enter in your size: Medium, Large and XL are all I have left. See the post below this one for information on sizes.
Here are the rules:
1) One entry per person.
2) Open to anyone in any country that I can mail to from the U.S.
3) I won't publish anything spoilery or vulgar.
4) Only comments entered into this blog will be considered -- no tweets, Facebook messages or emails.
5) Give me a made-up awards category and the character who would win.
5) If you don't enter in your size you will not be considered. Medium, Large or XL only. See the post below this one for information on sizes.
You have until Wednesday at 8:30 AM Central Time to enter.
Good luck!
- e
155 comments:
even though i'm a jack fan, i gotta say....
best smile: sawyer
haha.
and i'm a medium.
gracias. :)
Most Mysterious Character: Richard Alpert
size: Medium
least wardrobe: the man in black
Most legs: Vincent
(size: Medium)
Best Actor/Shapeshifter/Evil, Conniving Manipulator/Murder Conspiracist/Impersonator/Plot Twist Provider: Jacob's Nemesis.
Size: Medium
Best Death Scene: Charlie
size: XL
Most Insubstantial Character: Smokey the smoke monster
get it..because he is lacking firmness/mass ;)
size: L
Worst case of heart burn award: Neil Frogurt
Size: Medium :)
Hottest shirtless male: Sawyer
X-Large
Thanks!
Best Anti-Aging Make-Up: Richard Alpert.
I'm a size Medium.
most loveable character - hurley
size-medium
Most Delicious Beverage:
MacCutcheon Whiskey
Size:
Medium
LOCKE LIVES!!
Thanks for another contest, e.!
Most Easily Misled: John Locke
Size: Medium
Most satisfying demise: Phil
Size: Large
Best use for and orange: John Locke
size medium
Best Use Of "SONOFAB*TCH": Juliet :(
Large!
Most inaccurate foreign accent: the original Rousseau
Even though I liked her, she did NOT have a French accent, though the younger version did :-)
(size: medium)
Best tapestry weaving while living in a giant four toed statue: Jacob
Katie H
Medium
Thanks for the fun contest!
MVC (Most Valuable Chest): Sawyer, of course. Sorry Kate.
Shoot! I'm a medium! I was so excited about the Most Valuable Chest award, I forgot to say that!
Best On Screen Couple:
Nominees -
Jin and Sun
MIB and Jacob
Kate and Jack
Kate and Sawyer
Juliet and Jack
Julier and Sawyer
And the winner is....
MIB and Jacob!!!
I'll take a XL please!
Best use of a Hot Pocket Award -Goes to Hugo Reyes.
Most incorrect identity speculations: Taweret
Size: Large
Most Invisible: Jacob
Size: Large
most episodes performed without a shirt: james "sawyer" ford.
Thanks for the contest!
i hit publish before I told you my size: medium.
oops!
Best Tough Guy with a sensitive side: Sawyer
size Large
Best Jackface: Jack
Size: XL
howdy again, erika.
greatest surface area: leslie arzt
my mom could wear a large around the house on lazy days.
Best Growth Spurt: Walt
Size Medium
Most Beardest: Jack
Best Cry Scene: Juliet
Size: Medium
Most expected death: Sawyer's treefrog.
I am a medium!
Best Posession: Locke
Size: Medium
:)
Most emotionally fragile: Ben Linus
medium
Worst Dad-
Christian Shepherd?
Anthony Cooper?
Ben Linus?
Aaron's Dad?
Cheech?
And the award goes to: Anthony Cooper!!!
Medium
Best Use of a Canoe Paddle: Sun
(size: Medium)
Most hyped french actor for nothing : Caesar
(medium
Most Sincere: Miles
that's sarcasm. because i love Miles' sarcasm. I had to do it. :)
Medium, please! :)
Best bad flashback hair... Mullet Jack. (large)
Biggest Overreactor - Doc Arzt
Large
Thanks!
Best use of a tie in the jungle: Daniel Faraday
XL
Thanks!
Best hair: Hurley
Size: large, please!!
Best use of a razor: Jack (post-beard!)
L
Best interaction with spiders: Nikki
Best interaction with spiders: Nikki
Sorry for the repeat, forgot the size: M
Most "explosive" character: John Locke
(Medium)
Character with most explosive personality: Dr. Leslie Arzt
Size: Medium
Most Experienced Pilot - Frank Lapidus
Large
thanks for the contest!
most wishy washy: Kate.
L
love the T-Shirt
Best Station: The Swan
Size: Medium
Least amount of Hair: John Locke
XL
The scene that jerked the most tears:
When Vincent swam after Walt!
XXL
Best eyelashes- Richard Alpert.
medium
Best cookie baker: Juliet :)
size XL
Character with the coolest fighting tool - Mr Eko
Size: Medium
best makeup- Richard Alpert. I'll go with a large please!
Best at a Long Con: The Island
size: Medium
Best use of time travel: Hurley with re-writing Empire Strikes Back
Forgot the size: Medium
Hi From Italy ! :-)
Best "Not human actor" and nominee for special effect: The smoky Monster :D
size: Medium
most double vowels in a single name:
W-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-LT
here again, this time size included ;)
most double vowels in a single name:
W-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-LT
size: large
Best use of eye liner: Richard Alpert
Least lucky in love: Sayid
Best Christopher Walken Impression To Date: Martin Keamy
size: XL
Best believer: Jack.
Medium.
Funniest duo: Hugo feat. Miles.
Large.
Worst pole-vaulter: Goodwin
XL
Most Improved (After shaving his beard): Frank
Size- Large
Most overrated underplayed character: Ms. Klue
size Large, sorry!
Most annoying beauty: Shannon
Large
Most Times Beatdown in a series: Ben Linus.
XL
rewatching the whole series with my girlfriend and Ben has been beaten and bruised in the face 5 times so far. I know of 2 more coming in season 5 if memory serves correct.
Best Meteorologist: Locke
Shirt size : L
Best clique to belong to: The Dharma Book Club (of course!)
Medium. :-)
Best sequence by an actor getting sucked up by an airplane turbine in a foreign drama:
And the award goes to...........
Gary Troop in the Pilot
Sorry Gary couldn't be here today to accept this award, but Seth Norris will be accepting on his behalf, WHAT HE'S DEAD TOO!!!!!
Size: XL (Is there any XXL, left Erica?)
Most resilient from gunshot wounds: Locke.
Runners up: Keamy, Sayid, Daniel, Sawyer, Michael, the marshal, Ben, and Patchy (if you include harpoons).
Size: Medium
Best Scar placement: Locke
Size: Large
Character most in need of anger management classes or a prescription for Xanax : Stuart Radzinsky
ARGH! I wish I could read. Here's hoping you won't get annoyed if I repost yet again...you can toss the other posts.
the size should be MEDIUM
The character most in need of anger management classes or a prescription for Xanax: Stuart Radzinsky
Most sexiest male in a time-travelling tropical island drama: Sawyer
size: Medium
Longest serving cast member: The statue
(would have done most shaggable male but still can't decide between Jack or Sawyer!)
Um ... large please
Most missed: Charlie
XL please!
And the nominees for Most Geographically Misplaced are:
Island Polar Bears
The Black Rock
Nigerian Drug Smuggling Plane
Taweret Statue
And the winner, in a surprising turn of events, is the what-the-heck-are-ya-doing-in-a-desert skeletal polar bear found in Tunisia. Congratulations and may you stay frosty in polar bear heaven!
(medium)
Character who has evolved the most as a person: Sawyer
Sorry, forgot to say Medium
Most Flaming:
Frogurt
Large, please!
Best Death - Frogurt
Shirt Size MEDIUM!!!
Best old new original screenplay:
Hurley for "The Empire Strikes Back"
XL
Most altruistic scene: Apollo bar sharing
Medium.
Thanks, E.
Size: Medium!
I totally forgot!
I said, much earlier:
Least lucky in love: Sayid
Best "I don't give a damn" attitute : ROSE AND BERNARD!! (can't pick one can i?? )
size : medium..
cheers e!!
ahh crap, i think i'm late :(
best fake arm: pierre chang
size: medium
Worst fake beard: Jack
Large
most creative use of religious statuary - hurley
size: medium (or large!)
Best food scene: Charlie and his "peanut butter"
Size: Medium :)
Cutest freckles: Kate!
Size Large, please.
Most Devious: Ben Linus
size - Medium
Most Loyal: Vincent
Medium, please!
Gayest: Mr. Friendly
Size: XL
That's easy - Best Freckles: Kate!
(I'm a large, I think)
Most "blinks" in one scene:
Jack!
Large
Oh, man, I just saw that someone else posted a similar answer... oh, well.
Best use of a rock to shave her underarms before getting smoochy with Sawyer:
Winner-Kate
Medium Please :)
Most uses of the word "brotha" - Desmond
XL Pls...
Best non-verbal scene:
Hurley and Ben eating an Apollo bar outside of Jacob's cabin.
T-Shirt size: XL
Best Reunion Scene:
Rose & Bernard
Season 2, "Collision"
XL
Best Use of Peanut Butter: Charlie
Medium please!
Worst driver: Hurley
Size: Medium
Best "Psycho" re-enactment - Ben killing Keamy in the Orchid Station... ;)
Size - Large
Thanks for the contest e!
Best line involving boxes or box companies: Locke to Ben-- "I'd say I'd hope that box is big enough for you to wish yourself a new sub."
(size=medium)
Most Misunderstood:
And the nominees are...
Sawyer
Smokey
Ben
Jacob
Hurley
...and the winner is: Smokey!
(Medium, please)
XL me, baby!
Best character development: Saywer / James
Best Hair: Sayid
Shirt size: medium
Buggiest Eyes: Ben
Most "kick-ass": Sayid
(can't believe he hasn't won anything yet...)
M
forgot my size, Medium
Most Likely to End up NOT Being Dead After All: Patchy/Mikhail
(You know that dude's lurking around somewhere....)
Size: M
Aaand the award for Best T-Shirt worn throughout the whole series of LOST goes tooooo....
HURLEY! ...for the "I ♥ My Shih Tzu" Tee.
Large if I'm lucky enough please :)
most explosive character: Leslie Arzt
Thanks jennY Yanez (medium)
Best "death": Julia
(size: Large)
Most adorable foster child with a penchant for knives and making strange smokey drawings with his crayons: Johnny Locke
Sadly: extra large
Thanks e!
Best Dresser: Frank
Size XL
Island chick in need of a makeover; including a bra: Danielle Rousseau
Size -Medium-
~Karen~
As you said, yes we're sick of contests.
I am really looking forward to your next write-up, preferably before Season 6 begins to discuss what you hope to see in the final season, etc.
We're almost there!
best smile:
Penny
Size:
XL
And the Hooked on Phonics Award goes to . . . . Jin Kwan! (with a nod to Sawyer for making a comment to that effect in the episode where they found the old Dharma van :) )
I'm a medium, but a large would be fine if all the mediums were gone.
Category:
Most punches thrown in a season
Winner:
Sawyer/James/Jim/LaFleur
Bonus category: special effects
Sub category: loudest punches
Winner: Lost
If you go back, there are so many punches thrown and they're always obnoxiously loud.
Size L
Most Overused Word (but still OK because of the person who says it):
"Dude" (Hurley)
Size Medium
Most Prettiest Eyes: Juliet!
Size: Medium
:D
Most Valuable Island Survivor: John Locke
Size: Medium
Most unnecessary waste of oxygen: Nikki
Size: Medium
Most Righteous Kill: Phil
Size:Medum
Cutest science geek: Faraday
My size is medium :)
Most pimpin' tent in the camp:
Claire and Aaron. (They had everything!)
Size: Large
Best Shine on a Bald Head: Whidmore
Oh, and I'll take ane XL should I be lucky enough to win!
Best Impersonation of a lead character- The man in Black as John Locke
Size Large
best one liner: "See you in anotha life brotha" Desmond
(medium)
best hide n go seek - the island
xlg
Most Honorable (has never told a lie): Jin
size large
Father of the year award ......goes to roger linus
Despite being some great contenders I would say that Roger is the clear winner.
If I should so win please send me a large
Best family therapist...
Hurley (trying to reunite Miles and his dad)
size medium
Best Key-Pad Performance: Charlie Pace (Good Vibrations)
Size: M
Locke Lives!
Special 'Gioconda Smile' Award: Juliet.
(medium or large)
ciao!
Best Drunken Sailor: Desmond!
XL
Best Eyeliner: Richard
Size: XL
I put XXL but XL would be fine, although I don't want to be selfish since I already won a super cool koozie, but just in case, lol
Worst Lost Theory that has been routinely debunked but is always brought up again by someone new: Or Most Prominant Noob Theory:
Purgatory
Size: Medium
Writing team to most effectively captivate viewers, compelling them to scrutinize anything and everything that is viewed or implied:
Damon and Carlton
medium
Best Dimples: Kate
XL
It's now 8:33 AM CST on Wednesday 1/20, and this contest is closed. Any comments entered after this one will not be considered.
Thanks!
- e
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